I hate it when my boyfriend compares me to some whore who sucks a lot of dick.
(Source: shiny-moltres)
Alexander, whose middle name is el Gran, or “the Great,” will be 6 years old on Dec. 11, two days before he travels to Atlanta to participate in the National Scholastic Championship chess games.
This is from when my boyfriend was in kindergarten . Nerd xD<3
Stay Hipster, Keep it Classy.: bold whats true kiddo's →
I have baked a cake
I have driven more than ten minutes without a permit or license
I have gone out in public naked
I have laughed until I cried
I have been in a car accident
I have kissed someone I just met
I have ridden in a taxi
I have played The Sims
I have played GTA
I…
let me just put it all on the line… i’m not good at opening up, and i’m maybe too good at being honest. i sometimes get angry for dumb reasons, and there are days i will desperately need your attention. i will want your lips on me c o n s t a n t l y. i change my mind, i shut down, i fuck up. sometimes really badly. just remember, i want you. i want to be with you, to live our lives… Together.
- Deanna: Yo Dad, I'm getting gauges .
- Dad: Fuck no.
- Deanna: Tiny ones?
- Dad: No .
- .life.over.
- Him: Obviously you dont wanna talk now
- Her: If i didn't want to talk now then why would I talk to you first ?
- Him: Well u just seem like your in a bad mood...
- Her: That's because I am . & i thought that talking to someone I loved would make me feel better . I guess i thought wrong . Bye then .
- Her: *She walks away. Tears rolling down her cheek*
giveaway aah
ok so me and my friend laura are doing this giveaway b/c we have loads of stuff lying around like laura has loads of cds she doesnt need any more because of itunes etc etc so we thought we would give it away b/c u guys rock
ok so you could win
- a signed panic picture ((signed by dallon ian spencer and brendon and its real because zack gave it to laura and she got two so))
- a limited edition panic poster which was only available from the uk tour earlier this year
- a really old kerrang from july 2006 with a big interview and pictures which they all look really hot in
- a green day hoodie which is so awesome but too small for laura now :-(
- cds from fall out boy, paramore, you me at six and my chemical romance
ok cool awesome wait there are rules
- reblog as many times as you want but dont make a blog just for the giveaway because thats lame!!
- likes do count
- you have to follow us both lmao um http://dallonweekes.tumblr.com/ and http://gabesaportaspenis.tumblr.com/
- b/c long giveaways suck this one is only going to be two weeks long so it ends on the 27th april yay
- we’ll choose the winner using a random number generator so it’s all fair and stuff
good luck etc ah :-)
ps we’re not faggots who do fake giveaways lol so we’re not lying ok
